"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"
"and claim to be none of these things"
"they’re just joking"
"you’re just going through a phase"
"you’ll get used to it"
"so do you have a boyfriend yet?"
another modern au anders idek
i feel like he’d be a vegetarian hipster who feeds stray cats and spends his time off rooting around in his urban garden
but poor people are the problem right? smh
I should let everyone know, since it seems to be a thing not many know, that it actually is possible to refuse overdraft “protection”, at least with Capital One, and to have it taken off, as I did with Teachers Federal Credit Union and New York Community Bank.
I should warn you, they will try to persuade you to stay on with statements like “what if you need it for your rent?” Refuse it. Adamantly. Drive the point home that “no, I want my card to decline when there is more in my purchase than my bank account”.
Don’t get screwed by the fancy talk. Or the term “overdraft protection”. It is about as much protection as the FINE (for breaking the law making health insurance mandatory) Obamacare has for people who are too “rich” for Medicaid whose employers don’t give healthcare and for whom other bills are far too much to buy one of the exorbitant “low-cost” options is a tax.
And be careful to read the fine print—for instance, at Chase, you can opt out of overdraft coverage on your debit card, but not necessarily when you write checks.
sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate
one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.
We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books
Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
because nothing says christmas like your soulmate dying of radiation poisoning giving you one last goodbye kiss through the glass while your knees crumple under the weight of your sorrow, the upcoming 2015 wrath of khan hallmark christmas ornament is a must have!
Everybody is freaking out about Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared but no one seems to be mentioning Pencil Face
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
DOn’T tOUCH mE